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" Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice Boy: Girl, whats your number? Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T" Do You Like Nintendo? If I hired 1,000 artists and made them work for 100 years they still wouldn't be able to paint a picture that is as beautiful as you. You getting into those tight pants or me getting you out of them? "Give me 30 minutes over lunch, and i will win your heart, as you have already won mine." Hey beautiful, they call me Jolly Rancher cause I stay hard for a long time! "My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. " "Look you little Juicy Fruit, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. (make her look) Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa? M: I want to f* F: I know, you already said it many times, big bro M: yes, then are you going to let me f* you tonight? F: At the military training base, do you know where that is? You and her were not that fast, you played with her for long time… Boy (long pause): If that means you'll take another thirty minutes to get ready, no. Those wrongly 'timed' conversations Girl: Can't come out today.
Girl: 'Cause she doesn't like me and I don't like her.