After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.” -Minnie Pearl"Behind every great man there is a surprised woman." -Maryon Pearson“They say love is blind..marriage is an institution. After that, he is finished." -Zsa Zsa Gabor"I haven't spoken to my wife in years.
Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.” -Mae West“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.” -H. I didn't want to interrupt her." -Rodney Dangerfield“No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.” -H. Mencken“A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.” -Grace Hansen “If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.” -Lawrence Housman"Can you imagine a world without men?
Love can make you happier than you've ever been, sadder than you've ever been, angrier than you've ever been.
It can elate you and deflate you almost at the same time.
It can be a form of courtship that consists of social activities done by the couple.
As any wife or husband knows, it requires a WHOLE lot of love and an unflappable sense of humor.
Our favorite love quotes for married people run the gamut from heartfelt to hilarious.
Here's a little inspiration to tell your love how you really feel.
Here's the thing about love: It's hard to put into words.
No crime and lots of happy, fat women." -Marion Smith“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?